torture:

Sexy is my middle name”

Is your first name Not?

(via circumcising)

the-teen-paula-deen:

NEVER LET A TUMBLR USER’S SELFIE GO NOTELESS

(Source: theteenpauladeen, via circumcising)

If you won’t sing in the car with me when we drive, we can’t be friends

(Source: overdosed, via circumcising)

capbuckybarnes:

boys like ’ you only play games to get boys to like you!!!! youre not a real fan’

ah yes when i was five years old and i started playing on a n64 all i could think of was ‘im going to get so much dick for this’

(Source: connnorkenway, via scottsmisadventure)