nunderwater:

kids that mix their play-doh colors are the reason global warming exists

(Source: andrewbelami, via hi)

gorlt:

and, if you can’t afford my recipes try Rachel Ray’s cheap ass

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(via dem-crazy-kids)

princeofkawaii:

middleshiner:

why are men always spitting all over the sidewalk? do men create more saliva than women and need to get rid of it? are they marking their territory? what’s going on?

They can’t swallow because that’s gay

(Source: middleshiner-archive, via merakilus)